[cs]

paranoiq

aka Vlasta Neubauer

quiche eater, philosopher, developer


contacts

email
cz.paranoiq@gmail.com
skype
paranoiq.cz

phone
+420 777 583 221
address
Vlastimil Neubauer, Kamarýtova 2092, 390 02 Tábor, Czech Republic
also
living and working in Prague

networks
github
twitter
facebook
linked-in

cv

2014-now
PHP developer at Slevomat s.r.o.
- back-end in PHP and MySQL, GraphQL, sometimes JS, ElasticSearch, RabbitMQ...

2012-2014
PHP developer at Clevis s.r.o.
- i have been working on projects BuyTheWay, Najdi Prostory, Globus: Kroky ke zdraví and some other, some internal stuff and helped with ReKola.cz in the beginning
- most the time i have been programming web applications back-ends and mobile applications APIs

2005-2012
developer, coder, sysadmin, admin, Jack of all trades at VSP Data a.s.
- i have been developing a big intranet application for customer service center support (HP, HTC, Benq, Pentax...)
- that means CRM, logistics, invoicing, reporting, connecting to partner APIs, scraping their documentation etc.
- my work included everything from communication with foreign partners and users, analytics, programming, coding to support and server management

2003-2005
consumer electronics technician at VSP Data a.s.

university
drop out

high school
Business Academy at Tábor

skills

attitude

generally
i am writing clear and easy understandable code, aiming for good overall architecture. taking care of how code looks, how it performs and how safe is it, writing tests. i like optimizing things and analyzing data
preferences
i prefer working on back-end rather than front-end. i am looking for complex problems, which can capture my mind. i am a perfectionist. that can be viewed both as positive or negative...

technologies

backend
expert knowledge of PHP and Nette
frontend
good knowledge of JavaScript, HTML, CSS
databases
expert at MySQL,
some experience with PostgreSQL, MongoDB, ElasticSearch, RabbitMQ, MSSQL a sqLite
tools
versioning code in Git, able to work with Linux
desktop
basic experience with game development in C# (.NET, MonoGame)
other...
some minor work in Python, Lua, Java, VisualBasic and C/C++

languages

czech
native speaker
english
very good written and passive, active spoken english quite ok
spanish
just started learning
german
terrible. not used since school

projects

bigger things

spell-checker
multi-language code and text spell checker written in PHP. this tool can help you find typos in your texts, translations and code. it is highly configurable, can use multiple languages at once and cope with escaping, encoding, identifiers without diacritics and other edge cases
sqlftw
complete SQL lexer, parser, representation and database reflection in PHP for MySql dialect
alter-executor
(not public) database migration static analysis and validation tool. ensures your database migrations are consistent and safe. includes about 40 rules from consistent naming to performance optimizations
dogma
multi-purpose basic types library in PHP (types, interfaces, iterators, constants, enums, time, math...) that i use in my projects and some of my employee projects
game
(not public) a MineCraft-like blocky game oriented more on playing with the environment (water, gravity, heat, light...) in very early development stage. being written in C# and MonoGame. (not developed right now due to lack of time and motivation, so maybe should be in the abandoned section, but i can not give up the hope)

smaller things

database-dumper
highly configurable database dumber for development and testing purposes
phq
tool for storing PHP project reflection and code in database (for analysis and visualisation)
fonts
ascii-art fonts and renderer. just for fun
mysql-proxy-logger
tool for debugging background SQL queries
llama-keyboard
layout i am using

abandoned things

poor bastards
Beanstalk queue client, MongoDB database layer, MongoDB administration tool

btw

trade certificate
indeed
driving licence
yep
like to
go running, biking, hiking, roller skating, snowboaring, read some good sf or play some good video games
love to
watch sf, anime and weird movies, talking about maths, physics and astronomy over a beer
when i am bored
i am writing my own libraries or DSLs, scraping some web page or automating some web game